Effective Leadership Communication
2005-04-08

Different types of bras

Political Bra: They make mountains out of molehills.

Dictator Bra: They suppress the masses.

Social Worker Bra: They uplift the fallen.




That's one of the many things I learnt during Mr Yap's incredible "Effective Leadership Communication" lessons. I still can't believe he said a total of four "fuck"s and at least two other vulgarities in his entire one hour lesson. Man, I love this guy.

I wish all teachers would be like him. What's wrong with saying "fuck" when you mean it in a fun, casual way. Isn't it worse to say "I'll kill you!" in a mean, serious way, than saying "Fuck you!" in a casual, fun way?

And did I mention that his biceps is bigger than two of my whole heads put together. I mean, he looks more like a freaking bouncer than a teacher. But, he sure makes one hell of a teacher.

"If you go to Geylang, then you go there to ..., right!? What, you want to go there to look around ar? For goodness sake, it's a bloody fuck-shop!"
Mr Yap

retipuj! blogged at 9:41 p.m.